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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:02 am
by Nano
Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) went deep see fishing. They stole a little boat and went
in a few kilometres. AA started drinking and fell asleep.
AS: ya AA oum fatti7 (get up), this boat is leaking and it will sink.
AA: let the boat sink. ma hiyye el shakhtoura mesh la2elna (the boat is not ours)

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 am
by Nano
A Blonde swam half way to tasmania, got tired and swam back!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 am
by Nano
Abu El Abed (AA) went To visit his friend in Barja district "Southern Beirut". People in this
town are famous for playing cards. When he entered the district, he saw an old lady (OL)
crossing the street. He stopped his car and said...
AA: 2ta3eh ya 7ajjeh!
OL: fitt ya khalteh !

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 am
by Nano
Abu El Abed (AA) lost all his money on gambling. He went to the baladiyeh and talked with
the moudir:
AA: ya moudir, who owns this building?
Moudir: it is for all the Basta people
AA: well, I would like to sell my share!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:04 am
by Nano
Abu El Abed (AA) and his friend Abu Steif (AS),on their first trip outside Basta, find
themselves in London (England). Once there, they decide to get on a double-decker bus. AA
decides to sit upstairs while AS sits in the lower level. Ten minutes into the ride AA screams at AS.
AA: Shou ya AS, weyn serto?
AS: Khams d2ayi2 webnousal 3ala Buckingham Palace.W2ento?
AA: Ne7hna ba3dna natreen el chauffeur. ba3d ma eja!!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:46 pm
by Prince Cadmus II
Hahaha they're good ones!

PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:14 pm
by Abou Jamra
Nayla Mouawad is running for president.

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 3:46 am
by Prince Cadmus II
A man walked into the urinal, and while urinating was looking for a joke to read on the wall. He found one saying "Why are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hand".

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:47 am
by Nano
Necromancer!