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Joke

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:04 pm
by steph
A Christian whose house was destroyed by the Israeli onslaught lost all his possessions. All that remained was a picture of the Christ. He took it with him and went to see Saad Hariri, who gave him 100 thousand dollars to rebuild.


Seeing this, his Shia neighbour took down his picture of Nasrallah and went to see Hariri with it. Hariri gave him $5,000. The man was surprised:


"But you gave my neighbour $100,000!"


"That's right. He brought a picture of his Lord crucified. Bring me a picture of Nasrallah crucified and I'll give you 5 million."

PostPosted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:26 am
by Prince Cadmus II
Hahaha that's Gold!

PostPosted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:07 pm
by haroun

Right Appearance |أيمن الظواهري |

Constructive Bomber |معمر القذافي |

Victorious Jellyfish |ناصر قنديل |

Lantern the Humpback |مصب اح الأحدب |

Comrade the Silky |رفيق الحريري |

Happy the Silky | سعد الحريري |

Thankful Frowner |شاكر العبسي |

Father of Kitty |أ بو هريرة |

Mother of All Garlic |أم كلثوم |

Morning Pride |صباح فخري |

Sultan Father of Two Eyes | سلطان أبو العنين |

Loyal Makes Pretty | أمين الجميل |

Frame Honored |برواز مشرّف |

Decent Seed |نزيه البزري |

Beautiful Sir |جميل السيد |

Announcer the Lion |بشار الأسد |

Alert My Righteousness | نبيه بري |

Heart of the Beautiful Lady | فؤاد السنيورة |

Slave of the Meek Diaper |عبد الحليم حافظ |

The Son of the Teacher |وليد المعلم |

Slave of the Meek Servant |عبد الحليم خدام |

Salute Karaoke |تحية كاريوكا |

Michael the Bitter |مشال المر |

Destroyed Thorns |آصف شوكت |

The Stealer of My Meter | طارق متري |

Sigh Blacksmith (Gem) | نهاد حداد (فيروز) |

Unique the Deaf |فريد الأطرش |

Morning |صباح |

Desiring a Mark |راغب علامة |

Diver Priest |غطاس خوري |

Unique the Stock Keeper | فريد الخازن |

Unique the Donkey Herder | فريد مكاري |

Age of Generosity |عمر كرامي |

Guide of Generosity |رشيد كرامي |

Honor the Gardener |نبيل البستاني |

Nobel We Say No |نبيل نقولا |

Receive Compensation |نيلا معوّض |

Goody Blessed | حسني مبارك |

Complete the Happiest |كامل الاسعد |

Loyal the Perfumer |أمين الريحاني |

Happy Brain |سعيد عقل |

AND FINALLY | |
Stealer of Turkey |طارق حبشي |

PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:33 pm
by CharbelS.Azzi
welcome steph to the forum it's nice to have a feminin voice in her.
we would like to know more about you,where do u live,are u from jieh,wich family, how old are u?