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Postby Nano » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:02 am

Abu El Abed (AA) and Abu Steif (AS) went deep see fishing. They stole a little boat and went
in a few kilometres. AA started drinking and fell asleep.
AS: ya AA oum fatti7 (get up), this boat is leaking and it will sink.
AA: let the boat sink. ma hiyye el shakhtoura mesh la2elna (the boat is not ours)
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Postby Nano » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 am

A Blonde swam half way to tasmania, got tired and swam back!
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Postby Nano » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 am

Abu El Abed (AA) went To visit his friend in Barja district "Southern Beirut". People in this
town are famous for playing cards. When he entered the district, he saw an old lady (OL)
crossing the street. He stopped his car and said...
AA: 2ta3eh ya 7ajjeh!
OL: fitt ya khalteh !
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Postby Nano » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:03 am

Abu El Abed (AA) lost all his money on gambling. He went to the baladiyeh and talked with
the moudir:
AA: ya moudir, who owns this building?
Moudir: it is for all the Basta people
AA: well, I would like to sell my share!
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Postby Nano » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:04 am

Abu El Abed (AA) and his friend Abu Steif (AS),on their first trip outside Basta, find
themselves in London (England). Once there, they decide to get on a double-decker bus. AA
decides to sit upstairs while AS sits in the lower level. Ten minutes into the ride AA screams at AS.
AA: Shou ya AS, weyn serto?
AS: Khams d2ayi2 webnousal 3ala Buckingham Palace.W2ento?
AA: Ne7hna ba3dna natreen el chauffeur. ba3d ma eja!!
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Postby Prince Cadmus II » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:46 pm

Hahaha they're good ones!
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
"Upon the Tsurian sea the people live who style themselves Phoenicians...
These were the first great founders of the world
Founders of cities and of mighty states"
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Postby Abou Jamra » Mon May 07, 2007 1:14 pm

Nayla Mouawad is running for president.

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Postby Prince Cadmus II » Tue May 08, 2007 3:46 am

A man walked into the urinal, and while urinating was looking for a joke to read on the wall. He found one saying "Why are you looking up here for? The real joke is in your hand".
Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
"Upon the Tsurian sea the people live who style themselves Phoenicians...
These were the first great founders of the world
Founders of cities and of mighty states"
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Postby Nano » Tue May 08, 2007 7:47 am

Necromancer!
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