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by jieh2008
Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:04 pm
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

A Polish immigrant went to the doctor to check his eyes in Sydney. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The doctor showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the doctor asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know t...
by jieh2008
Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:17 pm
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She'd bump the car in front, then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2 minutes. I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, ...
by jieh2008
Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:12 pm
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

Mary (lets us call that) the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when s...
by jieh2008
Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:29 am
Forum: Politics - Lebanon
Topic: Bring it Aoun
Replies: 5
Views: 8534

Junblatt’s attempt to reach out to all sects from the left is a strategy for defeat, while a sectarian and more conventional, partisan march 14 campaign is certain to do the trick. I don't know what they are putting in their (Matties) or what water they're drinking in Moukhtara, these days, but mayb...
by jieh2008
Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:29 am
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

Someone like a pilot (who speaks Junblatt) should whisper in her ears and tell her that Junblatt is going in one direction which is the left, not straight, not right, just left, left and left to catch his tail.
by jieh2008
Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:01 am
Forum: Politics - Lebanon
Topic: Bring it Aoun
Replies: 5
Views: 8534

Progressive Socialist Party leader MP Walid Jumblatt announced on Sunday at the opening of the PSP General Assembly at the Beaurivage Hotel that his alliance with the March 14 coalition had been out of necessity and should be terminated. Why I am not surprise?. ( persons recognize and evaluate chara...
by jieh2008
Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO Dubai WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING T...
by jieh2008
Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:02 pm
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

This guy calls Middle East Airline and asks "How long does it take to get from Beirut to Amman? "The rep says, “One minute . please, ” and the guy says, “ Ok Thank you for your help”
by jieh2008
Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:59 pm
Forum: Politics - Lebanon
Topic: lebanese citizenship
Replies: 0
Views: 7113

lebanese citizenship

please visit: www.maronitefoundation.org to help you, your children or your grandchildren or any descendants of Lebanese origin to regain their citizenship. They will help you solve any problem. It is free of charge.
by jieh2008
Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The King is Dead. RIP MJJ
Replies: 11
Views: 14267

AJ and the fans of Michael Jackson:

May his songs and dances bring you comfort and peace, my deepest sympathy
by jieh2008
Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:33 am
Forum: General
Topic: The King is Dead. RIP MJJ
Replies: 11
Views: 14267

Progressive Socialist Party leader MP Walid Jumblatt said on Sunday that the public sector should be preserved, adding that he would not be part of a cabinet that promotes "privatization." He said Public Works and Transport Minister Ghazi Aridi was criticized for proposing a plan to activa...
by jieh2008
Tue Jun 16, 2009 11:23 am
Forum: Politics - Lebanon
Topic: elections 2009
Replies: 19
Views: 19955

Voters in Chouf:

Druzes = 54.778
Maronites = 52,427
Catholics = 12,201
Non Christians = 1768
Sunnis = 50180
Shiites = 3730

Totals = 175084

Slightly different numbers at : naharnet chouf elections 09.
by jieh2008
Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:20 pm
Forum: Politics - Lebanon
Topic: elections 2009
Replies: 19
Views: 19955

F.Y.I. some political background about Ghada. Ghada (EL-Marouni) Eid said: “My cousin was the head of the Kataeb office in Zahle and he was assassinated because of his political views. He is a martyr who died for what he believed in, and I have no doubt concerning that. I believe that the Kataeb pro...
by jieh2008
Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:56 pm
Forum: Politics - Lebanon
Topic: elections 2009
Replies: 19
Views: 19955

On Hizbullah's arms, the Druze leader (Junblatt) called for holding onto truce and upgrading Lebanon's defense by integrating the resistance into the Lebanese army. Why didn’t he reach that conclusion when the Palestinian murderers as he used to call them resistance, killing Lebanese citizen?. Why h...
by jieh2008
Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:04 am
Forum: General
Topic: clean jokes
Replies: 44
Views: 40188

Sorry guys it is a long one. While walking down the street one day a Lebanese politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. ...